Parties

FHP

The group of teenagers first realised their hunger to party in summer 2006 when one of the founders Tink had a free house for 2 weeks. During this period, unhealthily high amounts of alcohol were consumed by the involved members and this was followed by select classic anthems being played and the finest party food party food on selection.

This Binge carried on for two weeks solid until Tinks house was free for no more.

Following on from this event another founding member of the group Lou had a free weekend in her establishment. To add to the sheer excitement of this occasion the members all contributed to buy a rather large paddling pool which we situated in her garden over this weekend. Members of the Fishburn House Party crew took many a drunken paddle in this pool and this too, brought seriously good times.

Another host of the Fishburn House Parties is Dow. In Dows house we have seen many a strange happening. First of all we had the incident of Tink wearing a ladies item of clothing also known as a corset, then we had the host Dow, asleep in a faceful of vomit, with his lady friend sleeping next to him wearing only her underwear. The final embarrassment in Dows house to occur involved an additional 3 members of the group. Bainz, Malloy and Brendan. They were found one evening fully kitted out in womens clothes.

Another of our founding members of the Fishburn House Parties are Jonny & Ash. Their house played host to possibly one of the finest moments ever witnessed by the members when his good friends all paid for him to have a visit from Debbie Dumplin. Debbie was ermmm, well to be quite Frank a fucking disgrace. She was fat, ugly, had disgusting teeth, her breasts were down to her knees there was just nothing right about this woman. To top it all of Ash had his face in every possible crevice of her body. She had him do press-ups into her crotch, nestle his face in her sweaty cleavage and to top it all of pushed his face right between her legs. This sent the members of Fishburn House Parties into fits of hysterical laughter, many of whom could not contain themselves and had to leave the room. To top it all off Ash got the old shaving foam treatment when she covered her droopy chest with Gillette The best a man can get and pounded his face into it. She then proceeded to dress herself and left with a typical Sunderland like, cheers eww.

One of the more recent gatherings took place in Brendans crib, this was to celebrate his 21st birthday. Unfortunately for Brendan Debbie Dumplin did not make her second appearance in front of the Fishburn House Party massive, instead, Brendans best pal Ash, decided that all of the members of Fishburn Hosue Parties contribute to buying a Guitar for him. So... they did this, and Ash had the job of selecting a fine Acoustic Guitar. Anyway, these parties lasted roughly a week as Brendan had been given the run of house due to the fact that his parents were away on holiday. So during this week an unealthy amount fo alcohol was consumed as the members gave it their all to party for Brendans 21st. The infamous cereal box game was played on one evening, resulting in some stiff groins the next morning, and there was many a drunken singalong on Brendans new set of strings. The surrounding pizzerias were definately kept in business this week as the members ensured they had enough to eat, Donner Kebabs and Teessides own Parmesan were just a few on the menu.

As well as partying in the 3 above establishments, the group have ventured on many a camping exhibition. This has usually taken place in a field not far from the 3 establishments and when it has happened it has been an unreal occasion, but last year they also visited Ripon over the course of Easter, and are planning to do so again in may, to celebrate Malloys 21st.